Party Time

It was my stepmothers 40th birthday party on Saturday. It was quite horrendous so I'll condense it as much as possible.

Every one had to wear black or white so we all went looking like witches or as if we were going to a funeral. There was karaoke, which I somehow got dragged up to do, see the picture above. The man on the right is my Dad, who was so pissed that he was singing into an empty mike stand and I haven't a fucking clue who the other man is but he thought he was Elton John!

To cut a long story short I was sleazed on by one of my Dad's neighbours all night in front of his wife (highly embarassing), I got pissed, was forced to do karaoke (again highly embarassing), I cried and walked home in my bare feet. Make of that what you will.

Happy Birthday Gavin

My sister and I went to Gavin's on Friday night because it was his 28th birthday last Thursday. We had a very nice evening except that I was wheezing like a bitch by the time we left because I'm allergic to his cat.

Car Crash

As my last post was about a car crash I thought I would share the minor one I had last week. I managed to crash my driving instructors car into the kerb whilst parking, where it got stuck and made the most horrendous noise. My driving instructor had to scrape the car off the pavement and back on to the road which involved lots more noisy car scratching. I did this outside my house in front of about 6 builders who were and are still building a house across the road. Their chuckles fuelling my embarrassment further I got out of the car and practically ran into my house. Well it turns out that I had managed to tear the tyre in four places and he had to have the wheel changed. Go on the Dodson!

Mad!

A car has just this minute crashed into the house across the road from me!